MIN 1 | Monumental reception in the ditto stadium to the champion of America. Messi checks that no Anvisa inspector approaches the field of play.
MIN 5 | Argentina has control of the ball. The Argentine bar, “Los Asymptomatic of the Board”, very respectful of the protocols, he sings: “Argentina my good friend, this pandemic we will return ‘to be with you / And everywhere we go’ to encourage / with a mask and social distancing …”.
MIN 8 | Everything is from Argentina. The party, the people, the papers, the insults to the referee … The Bolivian DT shows his players the photo of the ball, since until now they have not seen it.
MIN 14 | Messi receives the ball from his back, He takes out his wand and his left hand works magic. Finish and golazo. 1 to 0. Bolsonaro, who watches him on TV from Brasilia, whores in Portuguese.
MIN 20 | Argentina disguises itself as hegemonic medium and monopolizes the ball. A Bolivian forward dreams that he reaches the Argentine goal and scores a goal. The referee wakes him up from a whistle and everything returns to normal.
MIN 25 | Argentina considers It is rude not to allow visitors to play ball a little. They came from afar, they changed to attend the game, their relatives are watching them on TV. It is a good host to allow them to play a bit too. So they slow down the pace and allow them to reach the goal.
MIN 28 | Di Maria enables Lautaro Martinez that is more alone than Alex Caniggia at the National Library. Lautaro listens to Tusam when he said that he can fail. And it fails.
MIN 35 | Villarroel applies on De Paul a kick worthy of Kung Fu Panda. It was for Liberman’s hair color card.
MIN 40 | High blunder from Toro Martínez. The Inter forward takes the ball served by Messi and the ball it is more deviant than the Tower of Pisa.
MIN 43 | This time Messi loses it after a pass from Di María. It is more likely to arrive the second half before the second goal.
MIN 45 | Three minutes are added. The fans yearn for another goal. Argentina does not reach the second not even with a liter of Viagra.
MIN 48 | The complement and the Argentine forwards start they continue their hobby of missing goals in the center of the plurinational area of Bolivia.
MIN 51 | Paredes is more alone than vegetarian on family roast, Lampe kicks but saves very well.
MIN 55 | Messi tried again and it was not. And he almost wet De Paul. Bolivia realizes that it is business to lose just by one goal. He would sign that result if they proposed it to him, but nobody brings him a pen, so he keeps playing.
MIN 58 | You hear the “Ole, ole” from the fans. Scaloni listens and smells. It smells like a change is needed. And he changes Papu Gómez for Correa.
MIN 65 | La Pulga makes a tremendous wall with Lautaro Martínez and after a rebound, he is served. Messi goal that makes a whole town happy and sadness nao tem fim for Pelé who sees his record surpassed.
MIN 69 | Scaloni decides to invoke Larreta and sends a Together for Change with Nico González and Angel Correa to enter instead of Di María and Lautaro. A few minutes later he also sends Martínez Quarta and Palacios to screw up goals.
MIN 80 | Bolivia, in the absence of access to the sea, tries to leave its field but it is impossible. Argentina plays to the touch and arrives followed. The Bolivian archer does not cross his hands: he uses them to pray.
MIN 89 | The ball bounces, falls on the feet of Messi and La Pulga puts a more powerful bombshell than a disco speaker. Lampe, who had not eaten, swallows the third.
MIN 90 | The referee adds an additional three minutes but the Bolivians tell them do not bother, it was not necessary, better finish the game who want to stay to see the festivities and the Totora and Jimena Barón for free.
MIN 93 | The game ends. There are Argentine celebration and Bolivian lament in the Monumental. Bolsonaro throws his television onto the balcony.
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