It is known that since an internal conflict broke out in River with the barrabrava in 2018, over which the right of admission weighs, the Muñeco team and its supporters were deprived of the classic ambient sound of their stands with songs accompanied by drums and drummers. What did the millionaire leadership do about it? Authorized the return of music, ordered to buy 40 bass drums and, since last Saturday in the match against Lanús, those who are in charge of executing the aforementioned percussion instruments are no longer the groups of violent self-styled “Drunks of the board” but partners identified with their Single Card validated by Renaper.
What few know -and here comes the scoop of Danger of Wolf – which is that, for the party to be complete, the club would have asked to hire a choir of fans of proven tuning and with outstanding vocal virtues chosen by the very team of the program “La Voz Argentina” (With the coaches Ricardo Montaner, Soledad Pastorutti, Lali and Mau and Ricky. And the driving of Marley). A piece of shit for them.
Next, we will transcribe a part of this selection of new singers from the future choir of River fans, which will be called “Los Tenores del Tablón”
Marley: Tell us something about yourself.
Leonel: Well, my name is Leonel Atilio Bordenave, but on the pitch they call me “El Gordo Morcipán”. I live in Villa Luro. I am a singing teacher, baritone, graduated from the Teatro Colón Art Institute and with 11 years of experience as a singer in various choirs. I would love to be part of the stable choir of the bar in the San Martín tribune. Imagine, joining my two passions: River and music would be a dream for me.
Marley: Go ahead then. Leonel of Villa Luro. He sings his own adaptation of Pappo’s blues, “Juntos a la par”. master music…
Leonel: I for River give my voice
Well, I want to see him champion.
Nothing like going together to win
Like that time I went.
And we won’ there in Madrid
Nothing like going together to win
As happens in the blind auditions of “La Voz Argentina”, the coaches, who have their backs to the participants, are guided only by their voice. If the voice of the participant pleases someone, they will press the button that will make their chair turn in front of the participant, to finally meet him and indicate that the participant has been selected. In this case Ricardo Montaner, Soledad and Lali turned around. And these were their returns:
Montaner: Look, you have an extraordinary voice, you sing with a wonderful feeling, you can tell that you carry River deep inside your heart.
Loneliness: I noticed you were a little nervous at first, maybe because of anxiety, but then I saw that you took off and when you started jumping and fluttering your sweater you convinced me. You are what the club is looking for for its grandstand.
Lali: I congratulate you for the adaptation of Pappo’s blues, I loved the lyrics, especially since I’m a fan of Millo. And all that added to your baritone intonation so in tune…what to tell you. We would very much like you to be part of the choir of the fans.
Leonel: Thank you very much. What happiness.
Montaner: Hey, my corduroy, I ask you if you can sing me a rhyme directed towards Boca fans. But please, I beg you, let it be without hurtful epithets or disqualifications, you know that the club tries as much as possible to eradicate violence starting with the songs.
Leonel: Yes of course.
River, my good friend,
this campaign I will be with you again.
I always esteem the xeneize club,
I am your rival but never your enemy.”
Montaner: Congratulations, Leonel, or Gordo Morcipán, as you wish to be called. You were very cool. Welcome to the Millionaire Voice. You are already part of “Los Tenores del Tablón”.
This was just the first of the auditions. We calculate that in less than a month the pre-selection will end and we will have the first fan tuned in Argentina. Regarding this news, it was learned that similar contests and reality shows will also be opened in other clubs. In fact, tomorrow the pre-selection of chefs begins at Boca Juniors to fill some vacancies at the club’s buffet. The name of the reality show? Boss Chef.